This day in music history.

March 31, 1935, Sergei Rachmaninoff hit Edgard Varese in the
face with a pie. Which inspired Varese to compose the now
famous " Pie Fight for Percussion Orchestra".

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March 30, 1967, While touring Europe Keith Richards got so
wasted he played an entire concert without touching the strings
of his guitar. The next day a West German newspaper reported
it was the best Rolling Stones concert ever.

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March 29, 1972, After getting their picture on the cover of "Rolling Stone" magazine, the members of the band "Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show" bought five copies for their moms.

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March 28, 1952, When asked what he thought of the newly invented "Les Paul" electric guitar Andres Segovia responded by banging his hand down on the table top and yelling "These things are straight from hell created by Satan himself!" -

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March 27, 1917, The Original Dixieland Jazz Band (All white guys!) recorded the first "JAZZ" record. Its called "Livery Stable Blues". The song would sell a million copies (and in those days that was a lot of records) and helped launch "Jazz" as a popular style of music. 67 years later Frank Zappa would say "Jazz isnt dead, It just smells funny".

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March 26, 1996, After tearing apart a squirrel with an assault rifle, Ted Nugent turns to his wife and says "I love you baby" She quickly turns her shotgun to the nearest small animal after blowing its head off she says "Goddamn baby I love you to, looks like stew for dinner!"

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March 25, 1874, Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky was asked
" what are your musical ideas" without hurrying he replied
"My -- ideals? I have no musical ideals!". Later that same
year he composes Piano Concerto in B Flat Minor.

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March 24, 1978, Punky Meadows stuffs a sock in his pants. Proving that he is the first "Angel" with an IQ of 3.

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March 23, 2002, Todd Rundgren wrote another shitty song.

The last two days in music history (Opps)

March 22, 1972,
John Mellencamp while on a photo safari in Africa saved a young native boy.A large cougar was stalking the boy when John threw his Nikon camera and hit the cat in the head and killed it. The boy was screaming " Omgatau Omgatau" which means cougar in the native tongue .And that is how John Omgatau Mellencamp got his name.
March 21, 1862,
Dick Clark was born.

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March 20, 1962, An executive with Decca Records having rejected the Beatles said" We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. The Beatles would return to Liverpool with their dreams dashed. They would live out their days in virtual obscurity.

Ducks.

Graveyard.

Winter sucks.

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March 19th, 1982, Randy Rhoads guitarist for Ozzy Osbourne and a make-up girl were persuaded to take a joy ride in a small airplane. The pilot, high on cocaine, seemingly aimed the aircraft at Ozzy's empty tour bus and all passengers were killed. Randy's last words were "Ahhhhhhhhhh!"

A building.

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March 18th, 1971, Irwin Dewy Allen was the first Tilta-Whirl operator to play Run Through The Jungle by Creedence Clearwater Revival. Unfortunately the rotten 2x4 that the ride was balanced on gave way from the vibrations Three Girl Scouts where killed in the resulting collapse.

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March 17th, 1997, The Eagles "Greatest Hits" album ties Michael Jackson's "Thriller" for the best selling album of all time proving that most people are retarded.

Dog parts, the end.

Dog Part 28, Dog Horn, only on full moons.

This day in music history, the last three days (sorry about that)

March 16th, 10.00 BC, The young girl who was banished from her tribe (See the march 9th this day in music history) meats

a young boy that was banished from his tribe for inventing the Banjo. Together they form the worlds first Bluegrass band.

March 15th, 1938, Irving Berlin writes a song for Kate Smith. The song would bring a country together during a time of war and to this day brings tears to many peoples eyes. The song is called ' God Bless America' and he did.

March 14th, 1972, RCA has David Bowie's hair insured for 1 million dollars. Upon hearing this David says "Is that all?"

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March 13, 1936, Black Betty had a child. Damn thing gone wild.

Dog part 27, The spot circle

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March 12, 1948, Inspired by Frankie Yankovic's song "Just Because" selling a million copies the major record companies promote a Polka contest in Milwaukee, Wisconsin to determine the best band. With each company represented, 8,000 spectators voted. When the votes were counted Frank and the boys won by an 8 to 1 margin. Frankie standing at the edge of the stage lifted his beer mug above his head and yelled "Polka will never die! "

Dog parts 26, The scar.

This Dog Scar is from where she was bitten by a bunny rabbit. We hate bunny rabbits.

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March 11, 1977, Roger Waters spits on a fan during a concert giving him the idea for the album "I'm A Rich Asshole" but instead he records "The Wall"

Dog part 25, The Knuckle.

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March 10th, 1999, Shawn Fanning stayed awake 60 straight hours writing the source code for a program that combined a music-search function with a file-sharing system and Napster was born. We here at DLAK would like to thank Mr. Fanning, we obtained many great hard to get songs and turned a lot of people on to our music. It was great while it lasted .
Don't you just hate fucking Metallica!

Dog part 24, The arm pit.

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March 9th, 10,000 BC, In the area we now call Russell Cave in Alabama a young girl hums a tune which is so pleasant all the other people start to hum. To their horror they find they cannot get the tune out of their head. The young girl is considered evil and quickly banished from the tribe. This will go down in history as the worlds first ear worm.

Dog part 23, The ear (inside)

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March 8th, 1990, GG Allin shits on stage and dares anyone
to come up and eat it. He is surprised when Frank Zappa
and Alice Cooper appear from the audience and not only
do they eat GGs shit but they kill a chicken that Alice has
brought with him and they drink its blood.

Dog part 22, The leg (back)

Dog part 21, The right eye.

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March 7, 1925, While scrubbing the floor at the brothel
were she worked, Someone put Louis Amrstrong on the
Victrola and Eleanora Fagan heard jazz for the first time.
She would later change her name to Billie Holiday.

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March 6th, 1965, Jim Morrison tells Ray that he wants to get
uniforms for the band. Ray quickly turns Jim on
to some mushrooms. The subject of uniforms
dose not come up again.

Dog part 20, the leg

This day in music history...

March 5, 1761 At the age of 5 Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
composed his first symphony. He then jumped off his bed
and bumped his head on the night stand. He cried until his
mama kissed it and made it all better.

DLAK note: Mozart rocks!

Day 19, Dog parts, the scruff

Day 18, doggy dimple

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March 4th, 1968, While attending a party at Uriah Heeps house Jethro Tull tells Lynyrd Skynyrd that he cant sing the blues worth a shit. Upon over hearing this Steele Dan punches Jethro in the face. All hell brakes loose, when the police arrive they arrest Pink Floyd for injecting L.S.D. into his eye.

Damn it! I did it again. I lived day 16 of dog parts twice.

The dog is laughing her ass off.
She thinks I'm a moron. Anyway...
Dog Part 17 - The Toe.
This day in music history
March 3rd , 1969, Frank Zappa asked Jean-Luc Ponty
if he could make a farting sound on his
violin. The resulting noise made Frank
laugh so hard he blew coffee out of his nose.

This day in music history, Dog Parts # 16

March 2nd, 1976,
Joe Walsh told Neil Young that he was joining the
"Eagles". To which Neil replied "Why you wanna join
those assholes for?"

This Day In Music History, Dog Part 16

March 1st, 700.000 BC
A man named Ugauwie Umbaatue in Africa stomped his foot to
the rhythm of a charging full grown elephant. It was the first music
ever made by man. Unfortunately there was no one there to hear
his primitive song and the man was quickly trampled to death by
the elephant.
I know your asking yourself "How many dog parts are there?"
I would answer "We have only seen the outside so far."