This Day In Music History, Dog Part 16

March 1st, 700.000 BC
A man named Ugauwie Umbaatue in Africa stomped his foot to
the rhythm of a charging full grown elephant. It was the first music
ever made by man. Unfortunately there was no one there to hear
his primitive song and the man was quickly trampled to death by
the elephant.
I know your asking yourself "How many dog parts are there?"
I would answer "We have only seen the outside so far."