Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Top ten reasons why I did this stupid BLOG.

10 – Didn't get enough attention as a child.

9 – Its as close to the monkeys as I can get without an anxiety attack.

8 – To meet interesting people from all over the world and offend them.

7 – Hoping to land a book/record deal.

6 – Reality sucks.

5 – Its better then pissing on the furniture.

4 – Because it feels so good when I stop.

3 – Someone has a gun to my head. (oops, that’s me holding the gun)

2 – Its part of my therapy.

1 - My friends and family aren't enough, I want the whole world to ignore me.

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Saturday, August 18, 2007

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Wednesday, August 15, 2007

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Monday, August 13, 2007

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Friday, August 03, 2007

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This day in music history.

August 3, 2001, During the Warped tour, after Eshams set the members of D12 attack Esham and T.N.T. in the parking lot. The night before during their performance Esham jumped on D12 CDs while yelling “fuck D12 and fuck Eminem.” Witnesses say at least 30 guys were involved with the assault in which Esham received a broken nose, a ruptured eyeball, a concussion and hearing damage to his left eardrum and T.N.T. suffered cuts and bruises. Both bands are kicked off the tour. Esham later tells Billboard Magazine that "Mathers (Eminem) gave the word," he didn't even show up for the tour. That's how premeditated this was. This was a straight up attempted murder on my life. I could have been dead."
All Night Everyday by Esham
All night everyday
You can have it your way baby
All night everyday
I can give you whatchu need
All night everyday
Beats keep bumpin' 'round my way
All night everyday
Body needs my super cream
Get me paid, get sprayed, hang wit' homies that's made
Come through ya town, put it down like a parade
See I come from Detroit and it's all about Dylan
When I Black Jack five dollas stacked to the ceiling
In my V12 'Boomin' Words' straight from Hell
Blaze green all day, tell me what do ya smell
Bump the beat up in city heat, double-oh-7
East side I ride, AK-47
You can get a lap dance for less than 20 dollas
Playas in my city known for poppin' they collas
The styles that you runnin' 'round wit' is ours
You and them 'Shady' suckas is nothin' but cowards
Bang ya brains in the dirt, make ya go bezerk
If you rap wit' Emily, your ass gon' get murk
I'm the E to the S to the H-A-M
If I wasn't then why would I say I am
Pull a jack, sell a sack 'cuz the babies need similac
You remember that rollin' in a Cadillac
You wanna' battle rap,
I swing the battle axe
Chop ya head off until Hailey go tattle that
All night everyday you can have it ya way
I gotta clock my pay from Detroit to LA
Ok, it's Heather Hunter not the 'Number 1 Stunna'
In the Collady Fair, fast as the Road Runna
The bitches they speak about, the freak of the week no doubt
Ya man was late for dinner 'cuz he was eatin' me out
I get it on like that 'cuz I was born like that
Ya man jacked off to my porn in fact
'Cuz it's too hard to mack me
I be 'Cummin' on America'
'Action and Jack me' Cream on, Heather Hunter,
twice as nice
Screw the right thing and watch the ice bling
So tell me how you want it, push or pull
2Pac was ridin' me on a mechanical bull
It's all I think about, when I be puffin' on a blunt
Plus I give head like a Shaolin Monk
I used to pick up a pan My friend keep a CD in the van
People to win you can
NATAS back now, suckas don't slack now
No time to act now, me on the East Side
Rollin' the E ride, girls can come slide
Into the dark room, emotional heart room
Bass can bang-boom, X and mushrooms
Hotels paid for, freakin' in all the rooms
Girls, booties get live tonight, spread the lap dance
Y'all get high tonight, ladies in love
On my jock, and cry tonight, suckas say 'Why tonight'
Pick up the hotline, baby, you think ya fine
I'll putcha first if ya wanna be the girl of mine
Wine and dine, puffin' chronic, crime
Move ya curse, grab ya purse
Me and E shootin' fireworks
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-fireworks

Thursday, August 02, 2007

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This day in music history.

August 2, 1972, At the age of 29 Brian Cole, bass/vocals and founding member of the Association dies of a heroin overdose. The band broke up the following year. The Association had 5 top forty hits including "Cherish", "Along Comes Mary", "Never My Love" and their biggest seller the number one hit "Windy". When the band reunited in the 80s Cole's son Jordan became a member playing keyboards and vocals.
Windy by The Association
Who's peekin' out from under a stairway
Calling a name that's lighter than air
Who's bending down to give me a rainbow
Everyone knows it's Windy
Who's tripping down the streets of the city
Smilin' at everybody she sees
Who's reachin' out to capture a moment
Everyone knows it's Windy
And Windy has stormy eyes
That flash at the sound of lies
And Windy has wings to fly
Above the clouds
Above the clouds
And Windy has stormy eyes
That flash at the sound of lies
And Windy has wings to fly
Above the clouds
Above the clouds
Who's tripping down the streets of the city
Smilin' at everybody she sees
Who's reachin' out to capture a moment
Everyone knows it's Windy...

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

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This day in music history.

August 1, 1971, George Harrison becomes the first rock star to organise a major charity concert when his "Concert For Bangladesh" is held at Madison Square Garden. 40.000 people showed up to see some of the biggest stars of the day including Eric Clapton, Ringo Starr, Billy Preston, Leon Russell, and Bob Dylan. The money from the show was held up in litigation for years but when the concert was released on LP (about a year later and re-released in 2005) all proceeds were given to UNICEF.
Bangladesh by George Harrison
My friend came to me, with sadness in his eyes
He told me that he wanted help
Before his country dies
Although I couldn't feel the pain, I knew I had to try
Now I'm asking all of you
To help us save some lives
Bangla Desh, Bangla Desh
Where so many people are dying fast
And it sure looks like a mess
I've never seen such distress
Now won't you lend your hand and understand
Relieve the people of Bangla Desh
Bangla Desh, Bangla Desh
Such a great disaster
I don't understand
But it sure looks like a mess
I've never known such distress
Now please don't turn away, I want to hear you say
Relieve the people of Bangla Desh
Relieve Bangla Desh
Bangla Desh, Bangla Desh
Now it may seem so far from where we all are
It's something we can't neglect
It's something I can't neglect
Now won't you give some bread to get the starving fed
We've got to relieve Bangla Desh
Relieve the people of Bangla Desh
we've got to relieve Bangla Desh
Relieve the people of Bangla Desh