Top ten reasons why I did this stupid BLOG.

10 – Didn't get enough attention as a child.

9 – Its as close to the monkeys as I can get without an anxiety attack.

8 – To meet interesting people from all over the world and offend them.

7 – Hoping to land a book/record deal.

6 – Reality sucks.

5 – Its better then pissing on the furniture.

4 – Because it feels so good when I stop.

3 – Someone has a gun to my head. (oops, that’s me holding the gun)

2 – Its part of my therapy.

1 - My friends and family aren't enough, I want the whole world to ignore me.