Sunday, July 15, 2007

This day in music history.

July 15, 2001, During an Insane Clown Posse concert in Toledo, Ohio, more then 100 people storm the stage, the band runs like little pussies. Some eye witnesses claim member Joseph Bruce (Violent J) was so scarred he pissed his pants while running for the limo. Most of their equipment is destroyed, police make numerous arrests.
Fearless by Insane Clown Posse
Are you scared?
fearless!
Are you scared?
are you frightened you little bitch?
Whats the matter
Whats the matter
Whats the matter
are you scared of ghosts?
Whats the matter
Whats the matter
Tell me are you fearless
I'm not scared of ghosts
Ill go to Alaska,
bitch slap a polar bear and take its food
Ill mow the fuckin lawn, on a land mine field
like what boom
Ill roll a m-80 up in some papers
and smoke that shit up
Ill share a dirty heroin needle with that dirty bitch Courtney Love
Ill run around the white house lawn naked and screamin
and bustin shots at him
Ill scratch my back with a chain saw
oh yeah got it
Ill walk through Comton alone and sport wranglers
and a cowboy hat
Ill head-butt a fuckin unicorn come here bitch
no!
Ill stand on a stump and let you trim my toenails with a axe
Ill sucker punch a gorilla and then try to run with a banana
hangin out my ass
Ill fuckin become pen-pals with the unibomber
and let him send me packages
Ill drive a ice cream truck through Eithiopia
talkin about free ice cream sandwiches
Whats the matter
Whats the matter
Whats the matter
are you scared
Whats the matter
Whats the matter
Tell me are you fearless
don't be scared
Ill let Sam Kinison borrow my car
if he was still around
Ill bungee jump off a crane with only a spaghetti noodle
tied on
Ill clinch my butt cheeks shut while a ruthless alien
trying to probe me
Ill receive an operation on my eyeball while riding in a dune buggy
Ill finger fuck a toilet and french kiss a light socket
Ill pick up a hooker with a deep voice
(I'm jenny!)
(naw! no I wouldn't)
Ill take all my clothes off and run up and bear hug a cactus
Ill sneak up to slick Rick and snatch off his eye patch
Ill eat a bowl of cluster bombs and spread jellyfish on my toast
Ill fuckin grease my ass up and sit on top of a flag post
Ill shoot a game of pool with the grim reaper
and then let him beat me
Ill meet Jeffrey Dahmer at some kinda of bar
let him take me home and eat me
Whats the matter
Whats the matter
Whats the matter
are you scared?
Whats the matter
Whats the matter
Tell me are you fearless
don't be scared!
Ill through gang signs at the booya tribe
up and downs like whut
Ill hunt Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon
tell him hey do me up
Ill put my lips on a 81 novas exhaust pipe
and smoke that fucker
Ill fuck a chick raw with crabs so big red lobsters
tryin to catchem
Ill start a record label and base everything I got
on M.C. Hammer
Ill wear a pink bikini thong and walk right through
the slammer
Ill take a chrome desert eagle 45
put it to the dome and dump it
Ill go to a big ass b hive on a tree, drop my drawers
and hump it
Whats the matter
Whats the matter
Whats the matter
are you scared
Whats the matter
Whats the matter
Tell me are you fearless
don't be scared