National Underwear Day!!!
Finally a holiday I can get into (literally). In honor of National Undies day I will tell a underwear story from my youth.
It happened on a beautiful weekday morning when I was 12 years old. One of my best friends (Billy) had a next door neighbor that owned a dog named Bootsie.
Bootsies owner was a woman about 65 years old, she chain smoked Kool straight and she would hack up black flem which she would then spit into the bushs. She would take Bootsie outside to poop and she would stand their saying "Bootsie go poddy, hack, hack, spit, Bootsie go poddy". Billy terrorized the dog as often as possible.
On occasion the old lady would let Bootsie outside alone and that is when most of the torment took place. One day Billy got the idea to put a pair of his fathers underwear on the dog, so he took his dads unders off the cloths line and climbed the fence that separated his yard from Bootsies, Once over the fence Billy caught the dog and pulled the underpants over the dogs behind, sticking the tail out one of the leg wholes.
As soon as the undies were secured the dog freaked out and attacked Billy, biting his ankle and making him scream and fall into the old ladies swimming pool. I was safe on the other side of the fence laughing so hard I was crying and trying to tell Billy to get the hell out of there. But it was to late. The old lady came out yelling "Bootsie what's wrong"! And then she saw Billy trying to get to the ladder to climb out of the pool. So the old lady takes the pool poll and smacks Billy in the head forcing him to find another way out on the other side of the pool, which he did. He scrambled back over the fence with Bootsie nipping at his heels and the old lady bitching about "not taking any more of this crap" and "Your in trouble now, mister".
Billy and I ran back into his house and laughed our ass off. And then the doorbell rang. It was the cops. They came in and told Billies mom that Billy was under arrest for putting underwear on the next door neighbors dog.
They took him down town and fingerprinted him with mug shots and the whole deal. The local paper ran a story about it with a quote from the old lady that read "You would think these kids would have something better to do with their time, where are the parents anyway".
I still laugh when I think about that dog biting Billy while wearing his dads underwear.
DLAK note: Dont forget, DLAK panties are available at the DLAK store.
It happened on a beautiful weekday morning when I was 12 years old. One of my best friends (Billy) had a next door neighbor that owned a dog named Bootsie.
Bootsies owner was a woman about 65 years old, she chain smoked Kool straight and she would hack up black flem which she would then spit into the bushs. She would take Bootsie outside to poop and she would stand their saying "Bootsie go poddy, hack, hack, spit, Bootsie go poddy". Billy terrorized the dog as often as possible.
On occasion the old lady would let Bootsie outside alone and that is when most of the torment took place. One day Billy got the idea to put a pair of his fathers underwear on the dog, so he took his dads unders off the cloths line and climbed the fence that separated his yard from Bootsies, Once over the fence Billy caught the dog and pulled the underpants over the dogs behind, sticking the tail out one of the leg wholes.
As soon as the undies were secured the dog freaked out and attacked Billy, biting his ankle and making him scream and fall into the old ladies swimming pool. I was safe on the other side of the fence laughing so hard I was crying and trying to tell Billy to get the hell out of there. But it was to late. The old lady came out yelling "Bootsie what's wrong"! And then she saw Billy trying to get to the ladder to climb out of the pool. So the old lady takes the pool poll and smacks Billy in the head forcing him to find another way out on the other side of the pool, which he did. He scrambled back over the fence with Bootsie nipping at his heels and the old lady bitching about "not taking any more of this crap" and "Your in trouble now, mister".
Billy and I ran back into his house and laughed our ass off. And then the doorbell rang. It was the cops. They came in and told Billies mom that Billy was under arrest for putting underwear on the next door neighbors dog.
They took him down town and fingerprinted him with mug shots and the whole deal. The local paper ran a story about it with a quote from the old lady that read "You would think these kids would have something better to do with their time, where are the parents anyway".
I still laugh when I think about that dog biting Billy while wearing his dads underwear.
DLAK note: Dont forget, DLAK panties are available at the DLAK store.
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