Sunday, March 26, 2006

This day in music history.

March 26, 2001, The action figure of Eminem was banned from some shops and stores. They were refusing to stock the dolls because Psychologists warned parents who buy the dolls for children will be inadvertently giving their approval to bad language, and because it came with "Crack pipe included, Glock sold separately".
I'm Shady by Eminem
Who came through with two glocks to terrorize your borough (huh? ) Told you how to slap dips and murder your girl (I did)Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl Sold a billion tapes and still screamed fuck the world (slim shady), so come and kill me while my names hot And shoot me twenty five times in the same spot (ow) Think Ive got a generation brainwashed To pop pills and smoke pot till they brains rot (uh, oh? ) Stop they blood flow until they veins clot I need a pain shot, and a shot of plain scotch Purple haze and acid rain drops Spike the punch at the party and drain pop (gulp gulp) Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top Bad boy, I told you that I cant stop Gotta make m fear you before you make m feel you So everybody buy my shit or imma come and kill you I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets Im your brother when you need some new weed to set you free You know me Im your friend when you need a minithin (slim shady)Im shady I like happy things, Im really calm and peaceful (uh huh huh) I like birds, bees, I like people I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool (woo!) The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike While I blow my brain out just to see what it feels like And this is how I am in real life I dont want to just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice (uh huh) How you wanna scare somebody with a gun threat When theyre high off of drugs they havent even done yet So bring the money by tonight Cause your wife says this is the biggest knife She ever saw in her life (help me help me) I try to keep it positive and play it cool Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school (stay in school!) Cause Im the one they can relate to and look up to better Tonight I think Ill write my biggest fan a fuck you letter I listen to your demo tape and act like I dont like it (aw that shit is wack) Six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit (what? ? ? ? ) People dont buy shit no more they just dub it Thats why Im still broke and had the number one club hit (yup, uh huh) But they love it when you make your business public So fuck it, Ive got herpes while were on the subject (uh huh) And if I told you I had aids yall would play it Cause you stupid motherfuckers think Im playing when I say it Well, I do take pills, dont do speed Dont do crack, dont do coke, I do smoke weed Dont do smack, I do do shrooms Do drink beer, I just wanna make a few things clear My baby mamas not dead (nuh uh), shes still alive and bitching (yup) And I dont have herpes, my dicks just itching Its not syphilis, and as for being aids infested I dont know yet, Im too scared to get tested I told you I was shady yall didnt wanna believe me Im shady And thats my name