Friday, May 20, 2005

This day in music history.

May 20, 1973, Mike Oldfield released his Tubular Bells album. He played all but three of the instruments himself, Oldfield was possessed by a demon while recording the album and claims that if you play certain cuts backwards you can open a portal to hell. Oldfield is sued by angry parents whose children have opened portals to hell and now cant stop vomiting and spinning around in their beds. At the trial Oldfield tells the judge "Your mother sucks cocks in hell".