This day in music history.

May 18, 1924, A man named Hell stole a goat named Moat from a man named Mel. The man named Mel had a wife named Bell who saw the man named Hell steal the goat named Moat. She told the man named Mel that the goat named Moat was being stole. The man named Mel grabbed his gun named Bell (after his wife) and told his wife named Bell he was going to kill the man whose name he didn't know was Hell for stealing the goat named Moat. The man named Hell who had stole the goat named Moat noticed the man whose name he didn't know was Mel coming after him with a gun that the Man had named Bell (after his wife). Just at that moment the goat named Moat spoke.
He said "Bah".