Minus a million degrees!

Cold sucks. If you haven't experienced it it is not possible to describe. It pierces through any clothes you could put on. It freezes you right to your bones. When the wind blows it is so painful it could bring tears to your eyes. My dogs pee turns to ice before it hits the ground. Then it pokes into the ground sticking straight up. By the end of winter the whole yard is full of pee colored stalagmite, if you slip on the ice you could be impaled on one and freeze to death where you lay. No one will find you until spring and there you will be laying in a puddle of dog pee. Cold sucks.