Computers suck!

Another storm and another reason to say "This sucks"

Sheboygan 1/05

Is there anybody out there?

I went to Wallmart to buy a movie. On my way to the checkout counter I spotted a sale on canned peanuts so I picked up a can. The women at the checkout was disabled and had a very obvious speech impediment. She put my items in a bag and as I walked away she said "hank oo for hopping at Allmart. Enyoy your nuts sir."

"Some men drink because they are not poets".

Its Monday.

I just found out that Danny Sugarman died a few weeks ago. That sucks. He wrote a few pretty good books and had a lot of stories about the rock scene in California back in the 60s and 70s. I always thought someone should make a movie from his book Wonderland Ave. Oh well. See you Danny, say hi to Jim for us.
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Minus a million degrees!

Cold sucks. If you haven't experienced it it is not possible to describe. It pierces through any clothes you could put on. It freezes you right to your bones. When the wind blows it is so painful it could bring tears to your eyes. My dogs pee turns to ice before it hits the ground. Then it pokes into the ground sticking straight up. By the end of winter the whole yard is full of pee colored stalagmite, if you slip on the ice you could be impaled on one and freeze to death where you lay. No one will find you until spring and there you will be laying in a puddle of dog pee. Cold sucks.

Its Friday. That dosnt suck.

I will celebrate this weekend. I have nothing to celebrate but that is as good a reason as any.
My dog is looking over my shoulder reading what Im typing and she just winked at me.
Good dog.

I am adding yet another pointless message to nobody.

My dog is barking at nothing. Maybe she saw a ghost. Or maybe not. What ever it was she will not tell me. The dogs next door and down the block are now barking as well. I have mashed potatos if i want.

Top 10 uses for the word suck

10- You suck.
9 - That sucked.
8 - Suck this.
7 - Monkey suck.
6 - This sucks.
5 - Suck a doodle doo.
4 - Suck puppet. ( This would also be a good name for a band)
3 - The Packers suck.
2 - Eveything sucks.
And the number one use for the word suck is ....
1 -

Sheboygan 2005 The first big snow of the winter has come and gone and it realy sucked.

In the end the love you make ...

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I started the day today with a grimace as my feet hit the cold Sheboygan floor. I thought to myself "this sucks". I let my dog outside and she took a big doggy dump.

• Im not sure. FUCK IT.

We are watching. And it sucks. http://www.freewebs.com/smallcows/

Reality sets in.

Fish boom boxes and doodled on pages, endless paper backs about drunken rages, the Winstons are low and we got some more snow I'm not that happy so why should I fake it.